|The Q&A's you see below are real! Please keep sending
them in! Mr. Van has a blast answering them!
How big are Hitch Hands?
Take your hand and hold it in front of your face - that's how big they are --- unless of course you're a midget.
How did you come up with this idea?
Well a buddy and I were replacing my rear bumper one night. We had my truck up on a lift and the whole damn thing fell off. It took my buddy to the ground and ripped his hand off at the wrist. I ran around I was amazed at what I saw. His hand was pinned under the receiver hitch and flipping me the bird. Hitch Hands were born and the world was changed forever! So that answer is BS. Let's just say it is amazing what you will come up with when you are drinking beer in the hot tub!
I have a store and would like to carry Hitch Hands. Where can I find more information?
Just go to our wholesale opportunities page to learn more!
What are Hitch Hands made of?
Why does it matter? Are you baking a @&#*@ cake? They are made for outdoor use if that is why you were asking. If you were asking so you could create a knock-off be careful cuz I will sue you're ass --- these are patent pending baby.
How much do Hitch Hands cost?
Market Value --- Put 'em in your shopping cart and see :)
Are you ever going to add more colors?
Maybe? Shoot me an e-mail with the colors you think would do well and why?
How do you install Hitch Hands?
Step 1 - Plug them into your receiver hitch. If this does not work for some reason, you can call 1-800-IMAFREAKINGMORON and they should be able to help you.
If my Hitch Hands get stolen, Will you give me a refund?
Sure, when you order Hitch Hands fill out the comments section with the following:
I would like to buy Hitch Hands insurance from HitchHands.com for the purchase price of Hitch Hands on this order. That way, if your Hitch Hands ever get stolen we will replace them for free. SERIOUSLY - Did you really ask that? If your watch gets stolen will Timex give you a new one? Did they really give you a credit card?
Do you guys have a catalog?
Sure. Go to the order page and once you are there go to file, then print. Now you have a Hitch Hands catalog! Get real --- We have one freaking product.
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely - We love the whole world! The only problem is that our shopping cart does not support international orders - BUT WE HAVE A WORK AROUND!
Just email me (Jay@hitchhands.com) and send me the following information:
5. Postal Code
6. Phone Number
7. Email Address
8. How many Hitch Hands you would like to order.
Once I have this info I will generate an invoice through our accounting system along with a shipping quote and I will email it right over.
This will show you the price and if you still want to order you will have the ability to pay online.